Brain Cleaning A silly Story

I said brain cleaning not drain cleaning. Big difference or is it. For some people their brain acts like a sewer.

Do you want to clean your brain of the memories over a bad relationship? This is not the way. With a little training and different way of thinking you could clean your brain another way.

How do you clean your brain? Let’s see when you clean anything you usually start with soap and water or some kind of cleaning product. But let me think how would you clean your mind?

That would be a problem. The outside of your brain is covered by skin and hair and if you used soap and water it wouldn’t get inside the head and directly into the brain. Let’s see what else can I do?

I could try drinking olive oil that would certainly clean out the bottom part of my body but I don’t think it would touch my brain.

I could try submerging my brain in water and hope the water would leak in through the ear canals and then I would have a clean brain.

I could try running a hose into one ear so the water would run out the other and then my brain would be clean. No, I think my ears would be clean not my brain.

No, I don’t think that would work either. Maybe try meditation. Just sit on the floor with my legs folded. Clear my brain of thoughts and sink into a world of nothing. Yes, I believe that would clean my brain. What do you think?

Linda Felberbaum Meckler copyright 2018